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Rupert Murdoch and Sumner Redstone
“I’m a firm believer that everyone is a freakin’ idiot and don’t know shit about nothing…” – Harry Manka (my father) Good afternoon. It’s been a while. I’ve been away for the past few weeks working on...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Judy McGrath A Job
So my old (understatement) friend Sumner Redstone has decided to let Judy McGrath “resign”. What a dumb ass idiot mistake. His mind is really starting to fail him now. Sumner used to let me know in...
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Manka Bros. To Spend 2011 Profits On 2012 TV Upfront Presentation
Good morning. As many of you may already know, MBS announced its 2011-12 fall schedule this morning and, I must say, it was the singular most embarrassing morning of my entire life. It was a stunningly...
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Manka Bros. Acquires ‘Red Dot’ From Kodansha
This morning, we made a very exciting announcement (Press Release) that will be a huge boost to our Manka Kids and MC Comics divisions. We purchased ‘Red Dot’ – the wildly popular Manga character (now...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer James Schamus A Job
Good evening from Paris! I’m here to receive an Award from a French film society for all the Joey Levitch movies Manka Bros. produced over the past 50 years. Holy shit do they love Joey Levitch over...
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MIPCOM 2013 – Khan Manka, Jr. Media Mastermind Keynote Address
[The following is an unedited transcript of Khan Manka, Jr.’s Media Mastermind interview at MIPCOM 2013. An edited transcript will be released to the press when appropriate.] MIPCOM 2013 – KHAN MANKA,...
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Old Media Fights Back
“Generation C” can suck it. It’s time for Old Media to strike back against the bullshit that is “Generation C” and the power this group of slack-jawed dorks seems to have over the way we have done...
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The Manka Bros. Holiday Party Is Cancelled
Good afternoon. For the second straight year, because it was a horrible year for the studio, I have cancelled the planned Holiday Party Extravaganza at the Downtown L.A. Live complex. Please inform...
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Manka Bros. To ‘Bypass’ the Development Process
Good morning… Following Kevin Reilly’s (Fox) announcement that they will no longer be participating in the TV Pilot Season process (which we’ve all been doing in this town for the past 50 years or so),...
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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Kevin Reilly A Job
It has been brought to my attention that Kevin Reilly – the futurist former head of the Fox Broadcasting Company – has been forcibly removed from his post and is now looking forward to forcibly...
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